Funny & Cute Valentines Day Quotes - Collection of 100 Funny Quotes on Valentines Day!

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Let's do some fun on this valentines day with these Funny valentines day quotes. I have added lots of Cute valentines day quotes as well in this post.

Valentine's Day, also called Saint Valentine's Day or the Feast of Saint Valentine, is an annual holiday celebrated on February 14. It originated as a Western Christian liturgical feast day honoring one or more early saints named Valentines, and is recognized as a significant cultural and commercial celebration in many regions around the world, although it is not a public holiday in any country. Read Valentines day full history here.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

True love is like a pillow
You can hug it when youre in trouble
You can cry on it when youre in pain
You can embrace it when youre happy
So when you need true love


Funny Happy Valentines Day Quotes


A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.

Loving somebody doesn't mean you need to be beause, at times you simply must be great companions.

Simply was distant from everyone else on Valentine's day is the same then some other day of your life.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes for Friends


"Everybody has a knight in sparkling covering, mine just messed up, got lost, and is excessively willful, making it impossible to request bearings." – Unknown

"You can't be with somebody since you would prefer not to hurt him. You have your own particular satisfaction to consider." – Melissa de la Cruz in "The Van Alen Legacy"

Cute Valentines Day Quotes

Cute Valentines Day Quotes

“Beauty is an ecstasy; it is as simple as hunger. There is really nothing to be said about it. It is like the perfume of a rose: you can smell it and that is all.” – W. Somerset Maugham

“Can anyone remember love? It’s like trying to summon up the smell of roses in a cellar. You might see a rose, but never the perfume.” – Arthur Miller

Funny Valentines Day Quotes for him/her


Romance is thinking about your significant other".Happy Valentines Day!

"Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own". Happy Valentines Day!

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Funny Valentines Day Quotes for Bf/GF


"Its does sounds funny, but yes, if a kiss could tell how much i love you, i will keep,
kissing you forever and ever".Happy Valentines Day!

I bought candles, some Barry White music and a few bottles of chilled champagne. That should keep your parents busy all night, so we can really enjoy this Valentine.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes for Lovers


For this Valentine’s Day, let’s roleplay to get into the spirit of love: I’m going to dress up like a naked baby angel and use a bow to shoot you with heart tipped arrows. Or, I could just give you candy and take you to dinner. What do you say?

Funny Valentines Day Quotes for Mom&Dad (parents)


“She had already allowed her delectable lover to pluck that flower which, so different from the rose to which it is nevertheless sometimes compared, has not the same faculty of being reborn each spring.” -Marquis de Sade

Funny Valentines Day Quotes for family


“I love being a woman and I was not one of these women who rose through professional life by wearing men’s clothes or looking masculine. I loved wearing bright colors and being who I am.” – Madeleine Albright

Funny Valentines Day Quotes for sister, brother, cousins and siblings


“You have bewitched me, body and soul.” –Mr. Darcy, Pride & Prejudice

“Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk.”  –William Shakespeare

“i carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart)”  –E.E. Cummings

“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.”  –Audrey Hepburn

Cute Valentines Day Quotes


“I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” – William Shakespeare

Cute Valentines Day Quotes for him/her


Every day I wake up and I think of you. Thanks for the morning inspiration, honey. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Remember when I said I thought your mother was sexy? No? Me neither… Happy Valentine’s!

Scientists believe that a large explosion called the Big Bang was the start of our universe. Tonight, let’s devote ourselves to science.

Cute Valentines Day Quotes for friends


I want the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. Is it chocolates? Flowers? Dinners? No. The perfect Valentine’s Day gift is Ryan Gosling. But if he’s not available, I’ll take you.

"You don't need to hold up until Valentines Day to show somebody the amount they intend to you."

"Love is just a grimy trap played on us to accomplish continuation of the species."

"Hello, trust you have an exceptional Valentines Day! You truly are wonderful and sweet, I trust we generally remain companions."


Cute Valentines Day Quotes for lovers


“The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.” – Salvador Dali

“Groups that rose from poverty to prosperity seldom did so by having their own racial or ethnic leaders to follow.” – Thomas Sowell

Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.” — Rita Rudner

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